e_o You don't even wanna know how long this took. Just enjoy it. OTL
*Also I know I'm missing a few people, so... Sorry if you're missing. ;_;* </Artist Notes>

Leopoldo (AKA My Chicken): Fsking Leo, who does he think he is? He some little shitheaded brat that's rude and has the most annoying habits. Any logical person could tell you he was going to die cocky and lonely... and now he's not. It's not like Flamer and I are together, but he should just know that if shit happens... I'll be there. Because I.... like him. Alot. <3

Apples (AKA My Rat): One of my two friends, which should mean a shit load. >:T She's appears young and naive but under that's she's a pretty messed up kid. I like that... besides, I feel like there was something more between us at one point. >:T Thefuckwasit?

Noah (AKA ¬_¬): Shitty little pup. He needs to stop hiding behind shit. It's really annoying and it makes me want to stab him in the eye and fill the cut with maggots. No... no, that wouldn't be right. OTL I like his real face better, it's more trustable and comfortable.

Yun Hee (AKA Daddy's Girl): That little flower needs to learn to back the fuck off. Someday she's going to set me off so bad she'll get some serious damage done. And shit, I can't be a murderer, so... she needs to back off. >:T Though, she's a tough little thing... if she wasn't such a bitchhole it might be okay to talk to her or... something.

Muffy (AKA Rat-bit): I probably shouldn’t like her as much as I do. But she compliments my cakes. If she weren’t so stupid, she’d probably be an okay girl to talk to. Her protectiveness over her two stupid rats is kinda fucking annoying, though.

Rai (AKA Party Pooper): >:V There was that rave, man. And it was awesome... until it wasn’t. I still blame him for ruining that night with Muffy. Obviously all his fault. Also, didn’t he make Muffy cry after? >:T That shitty little rat.

Hiyotzin (AKA Bird Brain): So prim, so proper. Fucking annoying. She’s smart so she can’t be as nice as she comes off to be. She’s hiding something underneith all that... niceness. But she’s easy pickings and she’s... understandable... maybe. A little. Meh.

Rosa (AKA Sharkbait): That fucking landshark nearly burnt me to death! How dare she! Seriously, whenever I see her, I make it a point to see at least a little more of those cute little organs of hers. Someday, I’ll be able to look at all of them at once and run my hands through them before tearing them apart to see the look on her face~! Despite all that shit, though, she’s not a completely bad person and bad shit’s probably happened to her to make her the hardcore bitch she is... and she says things that make me think.

Frauke (AKA Hag): That old Hag will never die... again. So it’s fun to tussle with her, I don’t have to worry about being too rough. Besides, even for an old lady who can throw out her back at any moment, she can take care of herself which is fairly respectable. Maybe I should consider her a friend..... Pft, nah.

Alan (AKA Shark): That faghole made me cry. In public, might I add. e_o Really fucking hating that sharkbait lover. Only not really. I met him like... once. But still, he’s fucking annoying. >:T ... Though I can’t not feel a little bit greatful that he took Leo under his wing and all that... stuff.

Alyss (AKA Ghost!Bitch): Really, she needs to learn to mind her own fucking business. Even when I first met her she was like this. That little... Ugh. I was just trying to do my thing and here she comes, like some dead superhero trying to thwart my plans. She doesn’t even know why I do it. And it’s not like I’m going to kill anyone. Such a shallow, selfrighteous bitch.

Erika (AKA Sheepy): The first person I met here. She’s such a nice, cute girl. And she’s too stupid to be plotting something under all that... cute niceness. Besides, she let me throw my outfits at her place for a while. Throwing her into the water is pretty fun too. But only I can do it.

Avira (AKA Idiot): He seemed like a nice guy before, but he was always fucking stupid. First he went off with that bipolar psycho, getting married like an idiot. And when that finished, he went off with a bitch. Really? Anyway, I think that those two rubbed off on him. Bitch tried to choke me out. :T

Mala (AKA IT): e_o I hate it. It used to have a weird affinity for my hair and now it’s just doing stupid shit to get my attention. Whatever it is, it needs to calm the fuck down. = 3= I wonder what it is....

Crux (AKA Robot): ... I don’t know anymore. OTL He kicks me ass every time we fight, and he does it without even blinking. I love it. He can break me, make me feel pain in places I didn’t even know existed. He’s harsh and blunt and cold, the kind of person you know is incapable of lying. He works off of logic and nothing else. He was a really cool dude... And then he forgot about me... and... I don’t know how to take that. Should I try again or should I just give up? I don’t want to be forgotten agian...

Popo (AKA Not My Sister): This little shitling seriously needs to calm down too. She thinks she’s all that but she really ain’t. And she needs to stop being so familiar with me. Just because we’re in the same evolution family doesn’t mean we get to be all... bondy and stuff. :T But it’s annoying to see her think she’s a badass and shit. Cause she ain’t. Haven’t seen her in a while, though...

Finn (AKA Glowstick): He’s a pretty nice and polite dude. He’s my facepalm buddy. :3 I trust him more than I should, but he seems like an easy guy to talk to whenever Leo gives me issues. >_> I should go talk to him more, maybe then I wouldn’t be having stabbing issues. Probably not, but maybe.

Reine (AKA Titty McTitsintheface): :T Such an annoying woman. She has a body any playboy bunny would die for and yet she has the mentality of a 5 year old WHICH SHE CAN SWITCH ON A DIME. I don’t know what her deal is, but she needs to back the fuck off of Leo. Seriously. If her guard dog and manwhores weren’t around, she’d be in some serious shit. Touching my chicken like that. >:T

Cali (AKA Chicken’s “girlfriend): I use her as a tease at Leo, but I should probably stop that. It’s having less and less effect on him. :T

Lucian: He interruppted a fight, that rude shit. He needs to back off and keep his knows in his own business.

Luke (AKA Dyke): Her obessesion for Titty McTitsintheface needs to be toned down a bit... that and her use of Psychic. I can’t get more than a few feet from Titty before she throws me away. Argh. And what kind of name is Luke anyway? Such a dyke name. = 3=

Nexus (AKA Not!Gabe): Cocky little shit. He thinks he’s all that and tries to be someone he’s not. That’s so annoying. Besides, he’s impersonating someone Apples cares about. If he hurts her, there won’t be anything standing in my way right~? Besides, if leafs don’t work, there’s always kitchen knives right~?

Nil: That stupid dragon. I have a fear of heights and what does he do? HE TAKES ME INTO THE SKY LIKE A FUCKING BIRD. Gotta teach that shit a lesson.

Shudder (AKA Douche!Buddy): He was an okay dude before, a dick but whatever right? And then he had to humiliate me and protect Titty. Such a shitty combonation. I’m sure I can find something sharp enough to peel away those muscles on his stomach. <3

Pip (AKA Caveman): Really, people like him should be put out of their misery at birth. It’s fine that he broke me and left me unconcious, but then he makes himself out to be some hurt victim, blames Apples for shit, and goes around telling lies? That just doesn’t sit well with me. Greer or no Greer, I’m going to rip off that fucking caveman’s face and make sure he sees how stupid it looks before I shove nails through his eyes.

Rabecca: Met her once, she’s okay. She made fun of Leo’s mom once, though... But after I scolded her, she seemed to get it. Good girl.

Akio (AKA Bug): Scary fucker. He knew too much about me, and now I know too much about him. I want to hurt him so bad he’ll never want to come back around me agian. But... if I do that, I don’t want him to hurt my chicken in revenge or something... Such a scary fucker.

Slash: Uhhh, I think he was some dude who was going to go on some “adventure” and I think Noah was there... uhhh... yeah. I don’t really remember that much. D:

Tobias: I remember there was booze and a fight... And what else? D:

Niko: Perverted cat dropped into the hot springs. =_= Creepy. And then Titty had to go squeezing him into her mega!clevage. >_> Poor thing probably couldn’t even breath.

Ace: Uhhh played Truth or Dare with him once... I think he tried to make sure It didn’t attack me. Smart kid.

Timothy: Uhhh... I think he looked at me funny once. :T Shitty little kid.

Azel: He sounds too good to be true form the way Nitya talks about him. In a way, I think I’d actually hurt him if he hurt Nitya. Weird? Very. I think I need to lie down and then stab something to get rid of this feeling.

Talon: He’s such a fun kid to pick on. Such a fucking push over. That’s annoying as fuck, but it makes him easy pickings.

Neva: Goddam shitling. Didn’t get it the first time. And then she had to go and fuck up her hand. Really? How stupid could you be? And then she offers me snowcones. I don’t even... Plus, she got her stupid “dad” involved. I don’t even know what’s going on there...

Nitya: Meh. I don’t really know her, but she was kinda helpful... kinda. After beating the shit out of her, that is. Still, I’m kind of irritated she finds that I even need friends like her. :T Stupid bug and her weird stupid antena. I should cut them off next time I see her, just for good measure.

Zander: I barely know the kid, but I still want to rip his brain stem out and watch him seize. No wait, that’d probably kill him... damn.

Haku: Tried to “make peace” and break up a fight once. Stupid dog.

Elmira: It was fun to watch her writhe when I played with Finn. I should do it agian some time. <3 Such a stupid, braindead ghost~

Yasu (AKA Geko): Stupid Geko. Not only does he have the hots for Titty but also had that shitling as his little sister. Wouldn’t even let me play with her. It’s as if he thinks I was going hurt her or something~ I have no idea where he got THAT notion from~.

Sasha: Fucking bipolar psycho. At least I have reason behind my violence.

Neptune: He has a hot bod. = /// 3///=

Greer (AKA Mutt): Argh, this girl. Honestly, she gets on my nerves. She’s too stupid to realize she’s being taunted but she’ll instantly pick a fight through her heavily biased judgement. Shit, seriously. You don’t go punching little kids in the face because your caveman was too stupid to defend themselves earlier. >:T

Aceste: Met her once and she was as annoying as fuck.

Bribble: Annoying as shit, trying to “help” or whatever the fuck she was trying to do. Just getting in the way, though.

Vincent: Gave me booze. = 3=

Darron: Uhhh, some dog at a Truth or Dare thing. I think... OTL

Syrup: Really fucking weird kid. Like really really weird. But he complimented me on my food and at everything. <3 He was a sweet boy.

SoYun: >:T Bitch can punch, man. Her relationship with that stupid dog annoys the shit out of me. If you’re going to be with a guy, just do it damnit. = n =

Remy: His stupidity baffles me. D: It really does. How can a gym leader be that thick and... emotional? Such a woman.

Emris: I don’t trust most of what he says, but I can see why he’s a gym leader. Plus, he can really bring on the pain. I like that.

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AN ARTIST COMMENT SHOULD NEVER BE THIS LONG. OTL /5.25 pages on Word

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